Thursday, July 4, 2013

The Tattoo Connection


Runtime: 88 minutes

Directed by: Tso Nam Lee

Starring: Jim Kelly, Sing Chen, Tao-ling Tan, Bolo Yeung

From: First Films

On this Wednesday night I decided to end my foreign film thing I'm doing for Letterboxd (although of course I'll still watch a decent amount of foreign movies) by bookending it with another movie from Hong Kong, this time from the late 70's. Plus, Wednesday was the 67th birthday of Bolo Yeung and it is my way of noting the passing of the late Jim Kelly.

The plot, from the IMDb: “When a diamond (the awkwardly named North Pole Star Diamond) is stolen in Hong Kong, the company insuring the diamond sends a former CIA agent to Hong Kong to retrieve it. Meanwhile, one of the thieves begins to have a change of heart because his girlfriend wants him to leave his criminal organization.”

This is just like a typical kung fu movie from the 70's, mainly with the crappy dubbing. But, this is a pretty entertaining film. The plot isn't difficult to follow at all and things move at a decent pace. The score is pretty great in its funky groovy ways, and the action is at least fine. Oh, and there's a lot of nudity, including more than one instance of full-frontal, so for you horny people out there...

The wackiness starts in the final act, where you have such things as dubbed Bolo Yeung singing, someone getting mad because Bolo and his pals were singing, Jim and a ladyfriend dancing to a disco-sounding tune, Kelly drinking a raw egg as “it's the best protein to increase sexual drive” and basically an early form of Viagra, only it kills the person who takes it due to the massive heart rate increase. All of this made me laugh and laugh.


The movie is easy to find on YouTube so if you want some free martial arts action from a movie that is sometimes inaccurately titled Black Belt Jones 2 despite having nothing to do with the first one except for the lead actor, then you should check it out.

I'll be back Friday night and I'll be more punctual. I have quite the movie planned for that.

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