Saturday, March 23, 2013

The Darkest Hour




Runtime: 89 minutes

Directed by: Chris Gorak

Starring: Emile Hirsch, Olivia Thirlby, Max Minghella, Rachael Taylor

From: Summit Entertainment

I apologize for this being up late but I was tied up with other things. Not that I really want to say too much about this film, which I've known about since before it came out due to its unwise idea of having invisible aliens. A unique idea, but probably one that wasn't done before for good reason. I watched it last night on Showtime. I am glad I did not have to pay to see it.

Let me copy and paste the plot description from the IMDb: “The American software designers Sean and Ben travel to Moscow to sell their software to investors. However, their Swedish partner Skyler pulls a fast one on Sean and Ben, and they are out of the business. They go to a nightclub, where they meet American Natalie and Australian Anne and they flirt with the girls and see Skyler in the club. Out of the blue, the population is surprised by lights, which they mistake for natural phenomena. But soon, they learn that the lights are aliens invading Earth and using power supply to annihilate mankind. Sean, Ben, Natalie, Anne and Skyler hide in the kitchen and when they leave the place, they seek out survivors on the street. Are they the last people on Earth?”

The thing is, the worst part of the movie isn't the invisible alien aspect. They feed off of energy so when they pass by something electric or something that is used by it (such as lightbulbs or an automobile) you see an orange-yellow glow from it, as it appears to be surrounded by a spherical forcefield that makes it invisible; once you do see what it looks like... I'll go with the online description of “like The Langoliers”, but not as cool.

The main problem with the movie is that all of the main characters are asstagonists who you don't care about at all; then again they don't seem to care too much for each other, as when their pal or pals die off (sorry for the spoiler but you probably figured it was going to happen, you know) they don't seem too affected by it. Then there's the lame story which is just stupid in many ways and doesn't always make sense. People die when the aliens touch them and they turn into silver metallic dust, pretty much; that was goofy at best. The action that you do see, it's not presented well so you don't care about it at all. The aliens are not made out to be scary threats at all.

There's no real reason to see this; it's not even fun to laugh at in a bad movie sort of way. The Moscow scenery looked nice and all but it also did so in that horrible 5th Die Hard film. It's just dumb and pointless. I'll be back Monday night.

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