Runtime:
122 minutes
Directed
by: Guy Hamilton
Starring:
Roger Moore, Yaphet Kotto, Jane Seymour, Julius Harris
From:
United Artists
My
apologies for this being up late but I ended up watching the end of
the big baseball game between Washington and St. Louis.
Finally,
after months and months, I watched another Bond movie. The last one I
did was the lame Diamonds are Forever, the last official Bond film
Sean Connery did. Here, this is the first flick Roger Moore did as
007. I'll be lazy and steal the plot synopsis straight off the back
of the DVD:
“James
Bond battles the forces of black magic in this high-octane adventure
that hurtles him from the streets of New York City to Louisiana's
bayou country. With charm, wit, and deadly assurance, Roger Moore
steps in as Agent 007 and takes on a powerful drug lord with a
diabolical scheme to conquer the world.” Yep, that sums things up
pretty well. Bond goes from his apartment in London to New York City
(Harlem, in particular), the fictional country of San Monique (filmed
in Jamaica), and then Louisiana to do battle with Kananga and his
memorable band of villains.
Overall,
I'll say that this was real up and down. There definitely are
memorable moments (Bond escaping a thorny situation by running across
the back of crocodiles, the bitchin' boat chase, and how this was a
de facto Bond Blaxploitation movie. But, there are also some dumb
moments. I mean, you have to believe that all this voodoo/tarot
cards/mumbo jumbo is actually legit. For me I can't as I know it's
all poppycock. The movie doesn't feel that way on those paranormal
aspects, though. Then, there's Sheriff J.W. Pepper, who is odious
comic relief. A little of him goes a long way; there's more than a
little of him you see. Sure, him calling Bond “A doomsday machine”
is funny, but otherwise... but to me the story just felt slight, you
know. And wow what a poorly done, ridiculous poppycock silly villain
death.
At
least there are such things as Jane Seymour looking pretty hot, and
an awesome title song/opening credits sequence, involving Paul
McCartney and Wings. The score from George Martin is groovy, which is
surprising considering it's a white dude from Britain, but there you
go. I'll talk about where I rank all the Moore Bonds once I finish
them who knows when, but I think this'll be somewhere in the middle.
I'll
be back Sunday night.
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