Saturday, June 23, 2012

Live Like A Cop, Die Like A Man



Runtime: 100 minutes

Directed by: Ruggero Deodato

Starring: Marc Porel, Ray Lovelock, Adolfo Celi, Renato Salvatori

From: Cineproduzioni Daunia 70 

Here is another entry in the poliziotteschi genre; this time it is from an infamous director best known for the rather controversial (to say the least) film Cannibal Holocaust, a rather effective movie that was found footage long before that trend started but it got a lot of crap due to how effective the kills were... some thought they were legit! Even worse, some animals actually got killed on camera and yeah I was like most people in that we did not need to see such a thing get filmed. Anyhow, I figured this would be a rather violent and brutal film and that was indeed true as I watched this on Netflix Instant.

The plot sounds rather simple: A pair of young cops who sometimes come off as ambiguously gay are members of a secret part of the police department of a random Italian city; this allows them to act rather wildly as they bust crime and try to take down a big gangster. It turns out, the plot is rather threadbare and it's really just a bunch of scenes loosely connected together.

Yet, it's a lot of fun. The two “heroes” act just about as recklessly and callous as the guys they chase. They'll be happy to kill a criminal by snapping their neck, or shooting someone attempting to rob a bank before they even enter the bank. They also make rather sexist remarks and are happy to sleep around and even share the same woman. They're a-holes... but charming a-holes you like despite how deplorable they act.

What makes this a joy to watch despite the threadbare plot is that it's never boring; it moves along at a quick pace. Also, it does indeed get rather bloody at times. Guys get hurt and killed in rather violent ways. It is the action you see that makes it memorable, though. While nothing tops the long and exciting bike chase you see as the movie opens, it's still all exciting and you get to enjoy that, along with such women characters as one minor dame (minor role, I mean) who beds the two leads in quick order and a secretary girl who has a small role but she talks about being in a threeway with the two guys... and is even up for them bringing their friends over to participate! Yes, she pretty much asked to get gangbanged. As long as you don't get offended by such actions then you might very well enjoy this movie.

I'll be back Monday afternoon.

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