Runtime: 91 minutes
Directed by: Tobe Hooper
Starring: Neville Brand, Mel Ferrer, Crystin Sinclaire, Stuart Whitman, Kyle Richards
From: Mars Productions Corporation
Why not start off Spooky Season ’25 on the 8th anniversary of Tobe Hooper’s death by viewing one of his pictures for the first time?
As I’ve always said around this time of year, the official “Hoop-Tober” lists that some on Letterboxd do, I don’t officially participate but I’m happy to view a few dozen random films that are horror, feature spooky figures or otherwise are tangentially related to Halloween. Also as always, there’s a few ideas when it concerns what to view, but the majority is on a whim. In early November, a list will be posted of what was experienced.
Speaking of “on a whim,” that includes watching Eaten Alive via Arrow’s streaming service, seldom used by me but will be used more often until November. I wish the plot of psychotic motel owner Neville Brand who murders SOB’s in the Southern Bayou and feeds his victims to a giant crocodile… I wish this would have been a movie to love instead of just like. My opinion has nothing to do with the presence of two sexual assaults in the first 10 minutes, or a dog dying at around the 20-minute mark—although I know some will pass on the movie because of those plot points, or that child actress Kyle Richards was put in serious peril.
Eaten Alive is an OOT experience in every way-when the movie is full of oddballs and big, broad performances it can be exhausting. I don’t fault the cast-I don’t even fault William Finley’s Roy, although I was absolutely perplexed by that character and everything he did. Between the performances, the yelling, the arguing, the atonal electronic score that’s augmented at times by screams and animal sounds… it almost gave me a headache.
All that said, Eaten Alive was still a good time. The intent was presumably to be disorienting and surreal; they succeeded at that task. The dump of a motel always has a foggy exterior & said exterior is either bathed in the “Argento lights” of red or blue—it was an interesting artifice. This world is believably grimy & run-down. The actors did a fine job, whether famous faces (Brand, who was a highlight, Marilyn Burns) or not so much, like Crystin Sinclaire. The sleazy, disturbing atmosphere was strong; this is especially true w/ Robert Englund’s Buck.
Due to Tarantino “lifting” his opening line, I at least had some familiarity w/ Buck. However, between the Southern accent and his obsession w/ sex (especially a certain position), I guffawed more than once. This is why a good time was still had despite my grievances. Also, even if Freddy never happened to Englund, there’s no doubt he still would have made a decent living as a familiar, reliable character actor.
Of course there were problems w/ Hooper during production (sadly, that seemed to occur more often than not)-even so, no regrets in finally viewing this production. Maybe the passage of time will make me think of Eaten Alive more fondly; if I view and review The Funhouse again, there’s the chance I’d rate it as better than “good.” Whether that or another Tobe film will be tackled this year is still up in the air. Now, the feeling is “elation” because this great time of year is finally here.