This includes by far the strangest short they ever made:
Three Dark Horses:
(Short # 142 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
The first of two Stooge reviews for today. As I’ve been planning for a few days, the second (to be posted in prime time) is WAY different from anything the Stooges did before or since-it is that strange an outlier, a lengthy review will be done.
This, on the other hand, is rather straightforward. The theme is “the Stooges are janitors who are hired as three delegates for an election for President”… yes, of the United States! You shouldn’t think too hard about the premise; after all, the candidate is named HAMMOND EGGER, a silly pun that still made me chuckle. This was released before the 1952 Presidential Election where Dwight D. Eisenhower defeated Adlai Stevenson.
This candidate is only shown on campaign posters; that’s because the photo is of Bud Jamison, who passed away 8 years prior. That was a nice tribute. There are only a few settings (including the office of Kenneth MacDonald, who is supporting Egger for nefarious reasons & a hotel room), two other characters, and aside from some new and old gags, there are two things to note:
The actor whose name I did not mention yet: Ben Welden. He was a veteran actor who constantly worked for years; 50’s TV fans may recognize him for playing several different roles in the George Reeves Superman show my dad watched as a kid.
The Stooges did not support Egger once discovering he was a crook, instead supporting Abel Lam Stewer. Insert your own comments if you wish!
Cuckoo on a Choo Choo:
(Short # 143 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
Imagine David Lynch making a Stooges short…
Now, I realize how preposterous this phrase will sound, and even I agree that “Lynchian” is a term that can be overused. However, once I explain the bizarre plot Cuckoo has, my declaration won’t sound so deranged. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find much of a backstory as to WHY the talent involved (the Stooges themselves, their now-permanent director/producer Jules White, their typical writer Felix Adler) made something drastically different from the norm, then never became this adventurous or bold again.
This parodies two movies from the previous year that have no relation to each other: the sweaty drama A Streetcar Named Desire and the comedy Harvey, where Jimmy Stewart has a 6 foot ball humanoid rabbit as a pet only he can see. Larry and Shemp live in a stolen train car; instead of their usual characters, Larry (complete w/ white shirt) does his best Stanley Kowalski impression-that is as surreal as described; Larry apparently loved this performance-and Shemp is a drunk… who sees a humanoid bird he calls Carrie the Canary but was portrayed by a guy in a suit! I can’t explain that or why a music box is played whenever a jug of alcohol appears.
See what I mean about Lynchian? Larry wishes to marry Lenore but she refuses until Shemp marries her older sister Roberta. What amazing casting they did here: Roberta was played by Victoria Horne, who actually was IN Harvey; I haven’t seen Harvey but am under the impression she has a decent-sized supporting role. Meanwhile, Moe is an investigator who finally finds the train car. They interact on that limited set.
Personally, seeing a 50’s melodrama involving a brute, a drunk, and a pair of sisters where Moe was a former love of Roberta yet there were some absurdist moments-such as a gag of taking a phrase literally-and the drunk has mental health issues due to seeing humanoid birds (and what an outfit it is)… the late director might have been proud to see such strange subversion, such a dark look at people that may have seemed to be “normal” at first. Shemp talks to Carrie, she responds via chirps/tweets, and they dance with each other! If I’ve actually seen Twin Peaks, I’d know if such a sight would have been seen in the town.
Needless to say, many Stooge fans react to this as if a skunk just walked into the room. Note that while there are some slapstick moments, there are strange gags better seen than described, including a skunk appearing as they’re eating limburger sandwiches, and a long gag involving an electric razor. Somehow, I saw someone on a random site complain that this wasn’t avant-garde enough for them; I don’t always agree with those folks and this experience was plenty strange for my tastes. There were laughs but I’ll rate this as “fine” w/ the notation that its experimentation plays a partial role in my rating.
While in the Joe Besser era there were efforts featuring aliens & talking horses, many of the shorts from this point ‘till the bitter end are filled with stock footage and/or are remakes, not to mention the infamous Fake Shemp shorts. Those aren’t automatically bad; at the same time, don’t expect something as original as Cuckoo on a Choo Choo.
One last note: one of Curly’s daughters passed away about two months ago in her late 80’s; it was a reminder that not too many who are connected to this world when the Stooges were active are still alive. Well, Patricia Wright (the one person in the cast I did not mention yet) is alive & kickin’… she just turned 104!
Up in Daisy's Penthouse:
(Short # 144 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
This is a traditional Stooge short; I say that in contrast to the last one I reviewed… the major outlier known as Cuckoo on a Choo Choo. Unfortunately this started a trend of remakes and/or shorts that used footage from before but alas. Heck, this wasn’t the start of shorts w/ a small cast and/or limited sets & locations used. As others have noted, it seemed as if Shemp didn’t like to shoot scenes outdoors, but the studio’s budget may be more to blame for that.
Regardless, Up in Daisy’s Penthouse remade 1937’s 3 Dumb Clucks, an effort I also only rated as “fine.” The trio are asked by their mom to stop their dad from marrying an obvious gold-digger; mom was correct as the gold-digger (named Daisy Flowers) is a confidant of two thugs who wants to engage in holy matrimony only for the sake of inheriting Shemp Howard Sr.’s dough. Like Curly did in Clucks, Shemp has a dual role where he’s “popsy-wopsy,” where in this case hair color and mutton chops is the only way to differentiate the two. Once dad shaves and dyes his hair for the wedding.
Several moments are borrowed from Clucks-so is some stock footage. Yet, there’s new routines involving such moments as the Stooges dressing for the wedding where of course mishaps occur-Penthouse is not top-tier yet isn’t one I’ll never view again. On a real-life note, Curly died on January 18, 1953; the day after his funeral was when they started filming Up in Daisy’s Penthouse. Now, perhaps they wanted to work as a distraction from that horrible moment. Yet, I’m cynical about Columbia during this era and I wouldn’t want to work the day after a sibling or a close friend was buried.
Booty and the Beast:
(Short # 145 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
How funny the title is in modern times is the highlight of this short, honestly. “Booty” in this case is referring to the contents of a safe that Kenneth MacDonald attempts to crack... you know, booty as in the treasure that pirates have. In any case, he is attempting to break into a house but the jalopy the Stooges drive breaks down right in front of him. It doesn’t take much effort on his part to fool the trio that it’s his own house and he doesn’t have the combination to the safe he claims is his.
Once the trio realize they were duped and evade night watchman Vernon Dent, the rest is stock footage of 1947’s Hold that Lion; that’s the one on the train where MacDonald (of course portraying another character) is attempting to evade capture from the Stooges, Curly (w/ hair) has a brief cameo, and they interact w/ a lion. Still funny, although better in context back in ’47. This increase in stock footage from the past saved money for Columbia and was also nice for performers that have acted on stage & screen for decades by this point-let alone all the physical comedy they were a part of-yet for people like me going through this chronologically…
In any event, the new footage has some laughs so I’ll proclaim that Booty and the Beast was fine.