Runtime:
82 minutes
Directed
by: Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury
Starring:
Alysson Paradis, Beatrice Dalle, Nathalie Roussel, Francois-Regis
Marchasson
From:
La Fabrique de Films
Continuing
the foreign film watching for the month, I go to France and watch one
of the “New Wave of French Horror”, where in the past decade
there have been some films that have gotten attention for being on
the extreme side. There's Martyrs, High Tension and Frontier(s), all
movies I've seen before, and none of them I rated all that high. Just
click on the titles to read the reviews if you wish. This one seems
to get a lot of attention, for being “the best” in the category
and also for being the goriest and grossest.
The
plot: A pregnant woman named Sarah (Paradis) and her husband are in
a car accident where he dies. Apparently the accident happened in an
abandoned parking lot... but anyway, a few months later (on Christmas
Eve) she is close to giving birth. On that night a mysterious woman
breaks in and she has to hide in the bathroom as the woman wants
Sarah's baby... so she wants to cut her open to get it. That's about
it for much of the movie.
You
know, I just think that I don't like recent French horror in general.
Many people seem to dig this, but me... it definitely is gory and
graphic and the topic it's about is pretty gross. BUT, as a whole I
did not enjoy this at all. A car crash happening in what looks like
an abandoned parking lot wasn't a good start for me. But, when right
away you see that Sarah acts like a complete bitch for no real good
reason and she continues to act like a complete bitch, why am I
supposed to like her or feel bad for her plight? Then, this 82 minute
long movie certainly feels longer than that. That did not make me
happy.
Also,
the plot is rather threadbare and there's a lot of stupid moments and
twists. Some of these make Sarah look not only like a loathsome
bitch, but a stupid one too. I hate to have to use misogyny, but this
is how the movie portrayed the character and I have to report it
accurately. I really don't know why so many have gone wild for this
or think it's great. I thought it was a detestable film where the
lead's an asstagonist and it's just stupid all around. This is not
the type of horror I want to watch.
However,
I DID laugh when a few times throughout you get CGI of the baby in
the womb and when something happens you get its reaction; I laugh
because it was so stupid and hokey.
I'll
be back Sunday night, with hopefully a movie to review that I
actually liked.
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