Tuesday, April 30, 2024

The Atomic Cafe

Yep, I'm referring to the famous 1982 documentary, which Kino Lorber is providing for free on YouTube: 

Yet another film I haven’t viewed in more than 20 years. The only time was on VHS in college, back when The Cold War had been over with for years and people could chuckle at how silly it all was. Now, in 2024… it plays differently. Then again, once I saw this for a second time, what a surprise to see photos and video footage of the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bomb droppings, usually graphic in nature of corpses and radiation poisoning.

That was brief, however; other than that and a minute of testing on animals-an Allison M.-style warning I'll give, the documentary chronologically covers life from the development of Trinity through the entirely of the 1950’s, the creation of the atomic bomb then the subsequent Cold War with the Soviet Union was covered along with life in the United States along with the impact the aforementioned Cold War had on American life. This was presented via stock footage, news reels, military training films and downright propaganda material.

This had a darkly comic tone, mainly due to absurdity and how by even 1982, Americans were far more cynical of their government. I say that and the most haunting segment is seeing a few minutes of a film where an atom bomb is dropped in Nevada and-get this-soldiers are right by it with no protective clothing for the purpose of “a training exercise.” It is sobering to think of their aftermath; otherwise, it is humorous in a perverse fashion viewing how life was in the 50’s… when my parents were both kids. I can only imagine them practicing utterly pointless Duck & Cover drills.

In any event, the 50’s songs about the atomic bomb (usually rockabilly in nature) were an absolute hoot and this was a happy revisit. I haven’t viewed these programs or played these games but this likely will pair well with Oppenheimer and/or the Fallout show/videogames.

Monday, April 29, 2024

The Cremator

The Cremator (Spalovac Mrtvol) (1969)

Runtime: 101 minutes

Directed by: Juraj Herz

Starring: Rudolf Hrusinsky, Vlasta Chramostova, Jana Stehnova, Milos Vognic, Zora Bozinova

From: Barrandov Studios

Not only do I discuss something from the Czech New Wave (a world I’ve barely dipped my toe in), but the improvements made to the Criterion 24/7 channel on the Criterion Channel app. Yes, you still need to visit a separate webpage to learn what is playing-which is the worst possible way to present the information-but that page at least now gives a link to the movie AND more importantly for those waiting to tune in for the next film, the remaining time of the film now playing is listed. This is how I tuned in at the right time, waiting to see what they’d show. As The Cremator I’d heard of before, I gave it a shot.

The movie is typically described as a “black comedy horror film”; now, both genres are totally dependent on personal taste but I thought the titular character’s actions were horrific while there wasn’t much laughter aside from the wacky bickering couple that randomly appeared on several occasions. After all, our lead (Mr. Kopfkingl) believes in Buddhist teachings and loves to espouse that the hereafter releases people from the torment of mortal life on Earth via reincarnation yet is a fool who is easily swayed by a pal into embracing Nazi ideologies when Germany invades what was then known as Czechoslovakia in the late 30’s. Without getting too political here, you can understand why I’d be reminded of modern times and-to use an example that is less likely to cause controversy-some would believe the outlandish conspiracy theories that Alex Jones spouts.

What elevates the movie into something special: the editing and cinematography. It was typically claustrophobic close-ups which added to the uncomfortable vibes; the flashy (without being distracting) editing kept me entranced through the movie despite its increasingly uncomfortable plot. The Cremator is one of those movies I only need to experience once but I’m glad it was experienced. If possible I’d like to far in the future see more from director Juraj Herz; he was a Holocaust survivor and well, a key subplot is Kopfkingl also being swayed to believe all the horrible stereotypes of Jewish people. You can imagine why the Nazi party would be interested in someone of his talents… yes, the movie spells that out; that is brought up for anyone reading this of the Jewish faith.

The dichotomy of the lead character and the oft-repeated phrase “the banality of evil” could make this a double-feature w/ The Zone of Interest; it’s not a movie I’ve seen so I can only speculate on this. One Letterboxd mutual compared it to the movies of Haneke, a comparison I again can’t confirm but many will understand. Regardless, my toe should be dipped more often into the wild, sometimes wacky world of the Czech New Wave.

Sunday, April 28, 2024

The Warriors is Still Awesome

As I discovered this afternoon, and explained below why I still bop with the Walter Hill cult classic: 

Finally viewing the theatrical cut of this awesome movie in better than SD quality: magical.

I’ve reviewed this movie before, years ago. Until Arrow’s 4K release of the movie (which literally arrived earlier today via Amazon) only the inferior Director’s Cut-which included comic book panels to make it clearer to the viewer that this was based on the ancient Greek work Anabasis from Xenophon, of all things… that unfortunately ruined several scene transitions-was available in HD. What I purchased was the standard edition of the release as the earlier limited edition sold out even more quickly then expected.

As I’ve enjoyed the movie ever since I saw it about two decades or so ago, this was a must to purchase. Arrow did a groovy job with the film, much to my relief. I was reminded that even the opening credits are stellar: Barry De Vorzon’s title track is synth greatness as cut with a journey on the subway is the viewer being introduced to each of the Warriors that will be on this trek along with the setup.

Even I can admit it is rather absurd that in this universe, the gangs all wear the same outfits, no matter how extravagant (like the Baseball Furies wearing uniforms and painted faces). That only adds to the charm of this simple tale where a leader named Cyrus was to unite all the gangs in New York City… only the psychotic Luther of the Rogues murders Cyrus then accuses the titular Warriors of the act, necessitating their journey on unfamiliar turf where they have to bop their way from the Bronx back to Coney Island.

The movie’s a blast; watching the Warriors on the trek back home while navigating the actual subways & streets of New York City at night (and much to my delight, it’s the Bad New York City of Old) is a delight between the chases, the tough brawls, the colorful characters they meet. I love all that plus the De Vorzon score and the soundtrack that includes some R&B and Joe Walsh’s In the City. Back in the day, I played the PS2 game and even now it’s still one of my favorites; that soundtrack including the tunes from the movie plus Amii Stewart, FEAR, Gene Chandler, Dr. Hook… it’s like a game made specially for me.

Much to my delight, The Warriors was as much a treat as it was on first viewing all those years ago, between the iconic moments and the general vibes. In fact, I DO dig it…

Saturday, April 27, 2024

Kill, Baby... Kill!

Kill, Baby… Kill! (Operazione Paura) (1966)

Runtime: 83 minutes

Directed by: Mario Bava

Starring: Giacomo Rossi Stuart, Erika Blanc, Fabienne Dali, Piero Lulli, Luciano Catenacci

From: F.U.L. Films

I'm catching up now... this is a review I posted on Letterboxd several evenings ago: 

A welcome return to the world of Mario Bava films; it’s been a long while for me-thank heavens Shudder has a decent amount—ones I’ve seen and others like this which are new to me. What entrances me the most concerning the director are his most colorful movies (literally) and as I was in a mood for something Gothic… this satisfied all my tastes.

The setting: early 20th century Germany. As plot descriptions everywhere have revealed that what’s haunting a tiny downtrodden rural village is the specter of a 7-year-old girl, I’ll do likewise. The film takes its time to let the plot unfurl and let the viewer (not to mention the skeptical Inspector and substantially skeptical doctor lead) discover why the town is so superstitious of death and an unnamed horror.

Kill-for certain not a translation of its original title, which was Operazione Paura, i.e. Operation Fear-possessed a lower budget than something like Blood and Black Lace & even had a false composer credit as the score was either production music or tunes lifted from other Italian movies. Well, I didn’t recognize any of those tunes so they were all appropriately chilling for the setting and Kill still looked lovely with its various shades of hue, emboldened by the spooky characters and a rich Gothic atmosphere, replete with foggy cemeteries and cobweb-lined homes.

For fans of the old Gothic horror pictures-chiefly from the 60’s-then Kill has a strong chance of… slaying you. Even I can admit that the surname of the little girl/her mother being GRAPS is rather absurd as no one in history may have ever had it (Gratz would have been more fitting for the German setting)—that is just a minor point and did not diminish the movie. This picture has several distinguished fans: Tarantino and Scorsese are but two examples. Fellini “borrowed” a key aspect for Toby Dammit and Lynch was inspired by another moment for the finale of Twin Peaks and Fire Walk with Me; even if I knew the specific example that wouldn’t be mentioned here. Regardless, if those directors are fans…

In Search of Tomorrow

This is a 2022 documentary, long in length (without the end credits, 4 hours and 45 minutes!) which I discuss below: 

Those that have seen any of the three In Search of Darkness documentaries concerning 80's horror, it is more of the same here, except the focus is 80's science fiction on celluloid. I enjoy the format they use even if it's mainly nostalgia and you may not learn too much about all the films they cover; it's still nice to reminisce and see the people involved with those movies get the spotlight shone on them.

If you haven't watched In Search of Darkness, the format is the exact same: after an intro, each year of the decade is covered chronologically as a few movies are presented each year and typically, at least one person involved with a film appear to offer brief comments on the experience. In between each year is a broader topic; in this case that included production design, practical effects, musical scores and advertising. Not all the major movies are covered and like in Darkness, some things appear to be discussed only because of who they talked to. Thus, Steve De Jarnatt is present for both Cherry 2000 and Miracle Mile, along with Barry Bostwick for... MEGAFORCE.

While not for everyone, as someone born in 1981 it was neat to see all those movies discussed from my childhood: Star Wars, Star Trek, Flight of the Navigator... along with things I only got around to as an adult (like TRON) and films that I'm happy received attention once I discovered them as an adult, like Outland. It was rather surprising that only one John Carpenter movie was broached (Escape from New York) and Highlander was an omission given that Carpenter and Clancy Brown were among the talking heads. Yet, there are plans for a second installment so there's the opportunity for pictures like those, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Hidden, Critters, Godzilla, and heck... perhaps some more lower-budget movies and possibly even ripoffs from countries like Italy.

As mentioned in the beginning, it was nice to see various veteran actors & directors talk lovingly about what they worked on back in the day. Even more so, it was appreciated to see the likes of composers and VFX artists-from Phil Tippett to names not as famous-talk about the halcyon days before CG make everything easier—and much lazier. Even though all those documentaries are long (this in particular: 305 minutes! This is why I waited to the weekend to view this in a single night) they are simply delightful. There are even nice small moments to be entranced by. Joey Cramer of Runaway and Flight of the Navigator fame appears to be doing fine now; regrettably, he was yet another child actor who was arrested more than once as an adult. Among those present who I expected to compare WarGames to 1970's Colossus: The Forbin Project, it was NOT Gene Simmons; yes, that happened.

Friday, April 26, 2024

Who Finds a Friend Finds a Treasure

Who Finds a Friend Finds a Treasure (Chi Trova Un Amico Trova Un Tesoro) (1981)

Runtime: 106 minutes

Directed by: Sergio Corbucci

Starring: Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, John Fujioka, Louise Bennett, Sal Borgese

From: A few different Italian and American companies

A movie I mainly selected due to its title. In the past I’ve viewed a few different Terence Hill/Bud Spencer pictures. Those around the world (a large percentage of my mutuals aren’t from America) may be surprised that the duo and their movies don’t really have a cultural footprint in the United States, unlike in Europe and elsewhere. What I’ve seen was incredibly silly yet still amusing so once in a blue moon I’ll be happy to check out something else involving that heralded duo.

This was one of the MANY Italian productions of the time that filmed around Miami, Florida. The scenario that brought the pair together this time: Hill was a gambler who screwed over some gangster types after a bad bet at the horse races while Spencer is an actor sailing around the world to plug marmalade… he soon then tosses said marmalade over the ship as it tastes like slop. How lucky then that Hill is a stowaway on the boat—he was given a treasure map out of a Lucky Charms box (why not?) by his uncle.

Turns out, it is World War II treasure on a Pacific island-the setting the movie isn’t Florida-and besides the stereotypical natives who tended to speak gibberish (progressive, the movie ain’t), there’s also a Japanese soldier who doesn’t know World War II is over… yes, there were several holdouts from World War II but Hiroo Onoda was the most famous. He wasn’t convinced until 1974 and an explorer found him that the war ended in 1945. The movie’s Kamasuka was rather clearly based on Onoda.

There are also pirates; they steal some of the natives for usage on their ships. How those pirates were portrayed was rather… ahem, curious. It may sound like a gag when I explain that the pirates were dressed as if they stepped off the set of Cruising, but it’s true! The exact same black leather outfits that were shown by patrons of the Ramrod; WHY this was done aside from making the audience think, “Oh, they’re gay pirates!” I have no explanation. As the natives on the island are also crude caricatures, the movie hasn’t aged all that well.

Be that as it may, the movie is exactly what you’d expect from the Hill/Spencer duo: silly comedy, an indestructible Spencer beating everyone up, OOT villains, a catchy score like only the Italians could do, beans eaten... It isn’t the favorite I’ve seen from the duo (and it is awkward how the movie opens HARD on Hill’s uncle mentioning the treasure without any opening credits, title card, or even an establishing shot) but was still fine as nonsense which still had some stellar gags… plus those gay pirates!

 

Thursday, April 25, 2024

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Runtime: 127 minutes

Directed by: Sam Raimi

Starring: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Alfred Molina, James Franco, J.K. Simmons

From: Columbia

Seeing the movie for the first time on the big screen was rather delightful. What I mean is: it had never been watched by me before last night, as shocking as that admission will be for many. It’s my ambivalence towards comic book movies in general (and yes, comic books), not a dislike for Marvel or preferring DC instead. Yet, this is the most beloved Spider-Man movie-live action, that is-and the source for several memes. As I returned to Disney Springs and the same large auditorium as last Wednesday for the first Spider-Man, even more people attended; the hottest ticket in town, it was.

Right away, I can admit that there was more “comic book silliness” present, for better and for worse. Another science experiment gone wrong creates another supervillain? I could really be pedantic about some things… I’d feel grumpier than J. Jonah Jameson by doing so, so better not. Instead, all the positives. It was quite easy to root for Peter Parker, what with him being put through the wringer in the first half: struggling with his busy workload, unable to pay the rent, his faltering powers, etc. When there was humor not all of it landed but it wasn’t dreadful & constant like what started in the MCU and from what little I’ve seen, infected the DC Universe also. It was nice to see Peter seriously deal with his problems and in the standout dramatic scene, reveal an important bit of information to Aunt May that he’s bottled up for the past two years.

Doc Ock wasn’t seen as often as expected; that was OK as Parker’s drama kept me invested (you could say the film... spun a web that ensnared me) and the heel did shine when on screen. One of the most memorable scenes involved Ock; yes, it was when Raimi flexed his horror muscles. As the performances, score, and overall spectacle were all improved, I understand why Spider-Man 2 is so beloved when in addition Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst were great as Peter and Mary Jane. During the final act, all the moments that you’d expect to get applause received just that from my audience; this includes “the big kiss” and the cameo from a guy who I learned from reviews of the previous film is a DILF to some!

How much further I’ll go on the journey of Sony showing all their Spider-Man spectaculars… that is uncertain as of now. I imagine Spider-Man 3 would be a hoot for a variety of reasons but even the decision to see that next week is unresolved in my mind. Today, I am delighted that Spider-Man 2 wasn’t a letdown.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

All Dogs Go to Heaven

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

Runtime: 84 minutes

Directed by: Don Bluth

Starring: Various famous voices, including Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise, Vic Tayback and Charles Nelson Reilly

From: United Artists

A movie I only saw once, and theatrically… 35 years ago. As a child of the 80’s and 90’s it was natural that some (but not all) of Don Bluth’s films were viewed. Recently I realized that none of his movies had ever been experienced by me as an adult. Mainly due to it being on Prime-meaning free for me as a Prime member-and the bonus that there was the theatrical experience at the age of 8 made it an easy choice. Of course, the fact that it was never rented by me subsequently is a sign that I wasn’t a fan back then. The exact reasons why are lost to the sands of time; why I didn’t like it now, that can be articulated.

There was only a few faint memories of Dogs in the ensuing 35 years; the 1939 Louisiana setting was a surprise in of itself. Charlie B. Barkin and Itchy Itchiford-no, these are real names-break out of prison; unbeknownst to them, their business partner CARFACE (a reference I did not get when I was 8) who runs a gambling palace. Car arranges for Charlie’s death but in Heaven he steals his celestial pocket watch-a phrase you’ll never see me use again; at least it’s a logical metaphor-and returns to Earth for revenge. I recalled nothing of that plot point, nor the plot point that they meet Anne-Marie, an orphan girl who can talk to animals and the info she hears is used for betting on sporting events involving said animals.

It is weird/dark when the plot is explained to you; the dark aspect didn’t bother me now and likely didn’t back in 1989. What bothered me in 2024: both Charlie and Itchy treat adorable Anne-Marie quite poorly, and for far too long. I’ll be doggone if I can enjoy the two protagonists act like total A-holes. There are several songs, most of which had lyrics best described as “poor pastiches of Broadway tunes” & the plot at times left me befuddled. Once Charlie returns to Earth, he proclaims that he wants to lay low as no one knows he isn’t deceased and he can get sweet, sweet revenge. This is done by… being seen out in public while earning money from gambling then opening a competing club known as… Charlie’s Place?! 

Then, there’s the Big Lipped Alligator Moment, a trope named after a particular scene from this movie—the people who coined the phrase I’m not a fan of AND it shouldn’t have been named after the bizarre musical number involving a random reptile as the alligator does appear later but it’s a character shoehorned in just for a convenient save and it’s a phenomenon that happens sometime in cinema.

There are compliments that can be granted, including the lovely animation throughout. It was a fine voice cast with various familiar names, led by Burt Reynolds & Dom DeLuise. I did laugh that the canine voiced by Charles Nelson Reilly wore a pair of Charles Nelson Reilly glasses. Judith Barsi voice Anne-Marie; it was a posthumous role and the reason why she passed away at the age of 10: too tragic for me to mention here. The score itself was at least fine.

Even if I don’t have the nostalgic love for the movie that many do, I’ll still give credit to Bluth for breaking away from Disney during its moribund days and finding success on his own. It has even been argued that this success in the 80’s led to Disney getting its act together and led to the Disney Renaissance. Perhaps, as he was the biggest competitor and for certain I know Miyazaki’s rise also was an influence. Heck, starting with The Little Mermaid there were several Broadway-like tunes included per film… in the future, I’ll review more Bluth movies & hopefully give them more flattering reviews.

Monday, April 22, 2024

King Solomon's Mines (The 30's Version)

King Solomon’s Mines (1937)

Runtime: 80 minutes

Directed by: Robert Stevenson… and Geoffrey Barkas

Starring: Paul Robeson, Cedric Hardwicke, Roland Young, John Loder, Anna Lee

From: Gaumont British Picture Corporation

I’m fulfilling requests here and clearing space off the DVR. Last summer I saw and reviewed the 1950 King Solomon’s Mines, which was a favorite of my late mother. It was a tale I enjoyed; long before that I saw the cheesy movie of the same name from the 80’s which I didn’t enjoy as much. More than one person brought this up as a movie to see; in addition, the film starring the great Black entertainer Paul Robeson was another draw, so when this played on TCM a few weeks ago, it was recorded. By my standards of waiting months to year to watch something I’m in possession of or recorded… I wasted nary a minute.

From other reviews, I understand that for as entertaining as the ’50 movie was, this rendition was more accurate to the H. Rider Haggard book in having a Black hero, portrayed here by Robeson. I do wish the print looked brighter/better. That said, as the movie was feared lost for years… it’s the familiar tale of a young lady’s father looking for a diamond mine and vanishing. Young lady Kathy O’Brien and a group of people (including Robeson and Allan Quartermain… yes, this is one of those adaptations that call him that instead of Quatermain) go through the desert, climb some mountains, etc. while Paul sings some songs as the producers probably felt obliged to when they cast a famous singer.

In hindsight, this should have been watched on April 8th; you see, a key plot point involves a solar eclipse… regrettably, the first two acts felt rather drab and this was compounded by (IMO) a Quartermain that was not only a wet blanket, but not that thrilling either. The blame isn’t being put on the shoulders of Cedric Hardwicke, who brought this version of Allan to life. It was a relief then that the focus was more on the fiery Kathy (portrayed by Anna Lee) than Quartermain.

The first two acts are best described by me as “drab.” Thankfully, business picked up in the final act between time spent w/ an African tribe-as stereotypical as they may be and the climax in the caves… action beats throughout that act that could be quite thrilling at times. The cast as a whole is fine but truthfully, Robeson is the highlight and elevates this B movie. The 1985 Cannon movie is more memorable due to campiness and the 1950 picture is the best overall but at least Old Paul got a plum role in an adventure flick.

 

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Assassin of Youth

Assassin of Youth (1937… or 1938)

Runtime: 73 minutes

Directed by: Elmer Clifton

Starring: Luana Walters, Arthur Gardner, Dorothy Short, Earl Dwire, Fern Emmett

From: BCM Roadshow Pictures

Yes, I watched this anti-marijuana propaganda film on the night of 420 lol. Years ago I reviewed both Reefer Madness (known on Letterboxd as its original title, Tell Your Children) and Marihuana, each from 1936. They were exploitation movies marketed as “educational”-which was how they did not fall under the standards of the Hays Code-and were played in roadshows across the country. I had never seen the other 30’s weed movie Assassin of Youth until last night. While the reasons concerning the criminalization of marijuana in the 1930’s are rather unsavory (no accident that all three movies have the “troubled youth” listening to-gasp-jazz music), the films are still OOT nonsense and thus, quite amusing.

Assassin of Youth is the sloppiest and most confused of the trio (no small feat) yet still had some golden moments. Good girl Joan is set to inherit a chunk of change from her deceased grandmother… as long as she follows the moral turpitude clause in the will. Her awful cousin tries to ruin her reputation so SHE would get the dough instead. She has her own girl gang of troublemakers-you probably don’t want to worship them as “girl bosses,” though-including Dorothy Short, who played good girl Mary in Reefer Madness. Meanwhile, a reporter goes undercover to investigate Joan.

As poor as the entire production is and overshadowed in campy charm compared to Reefer Madness or Marihuana-not to mention overlong with the apparently full 73 minute cut I saw on YouTube-there are still moments to mention. The effects of pot are more realistic—no maniacally pounding away on a piano by someone who looked as if they ingested bath salts, as immortalized in Reefer Madness. I’m not sure about the “group of people at a party act like kangaroos and other animals”, but the blankly staring off into space then the homeowner hosting the shindig almost leaving the party along w/ everyone else… that is believable stoner behavior. That said, there are still claims that someone “addicted to pot” has “become psychotic,” it’s led to murders/suicides and Joan’s sister attempts to stab the 1938 version of Mia Goth w/ a knife…

However, the highlight character was a catty old gossiping hen of a woman w/ the surname FRISBEE. She was delightfully an awful person as she rode around on her scooter & literally cackled at Joan’s downfall. I was overjoyed whenever she appeared. Overall, the other marijuana propaganda films are better but was still happy to cross this off the list. Next time, a movie from this era which isn’t smutty trash.

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Phase IV

Phase IV (1974)

Runtime: 84 minutes

Directed by: Saul Bass

Starring: Nigel Davenport, Michael Murphy, Lynne Frederick, Alan Gifford, Robert Henderson

From: Paramount

A movie you might not like if you have trypophobia…then again, the movie’s original poster (not the one I'm using on Letterboxd right now) at least presents that warning in visual form and there's only one moment which will disturb you if you have that phobia. 

One nice aspect of 2024 is that I’ve already seen a few films I’ve been meaning to for literally years now, cult classic Phase IV included. The theatrical version of the picture (why I’m making the distinction will be elaborated upon at the end) is in the Criterion Channel collection Surreal Nature Films for obvious reasons--between the awesome 70’s synth score from Brian Gascoigne and some trippy visuals. I understand why the movie flopped at the box office even with 70’s crowds as even half a century later this is rather weird and arch… that said, it’s a shame that legendary graphic designer Saul Bass only got the chance to direct this one movie.

After all, the film is about ants becoming hyper-intelligent after an eclipse-like event (in hindsight, this should have been seen about two weeks ago…) and a pair of scientists reside in a sealed Arizona dome to study them. Hilariously, it’s outside the town of… Paradise City. No, the grass isn’t green but there is a pretty young lady… Lynne Frederick—I’ve mentioned her before: final wife of Peter Sellers, incredibly controversial due to her alleged “gold digger” mindset and how MANY did not like her for whatever reasons. I won’t defend her-her Wikipedia page doesn’t paint the most flattering picture anyhow.

Back to the ants; they have a hive mind, it’s quite the challenge. Nigel Davenport is Hubbs, who becomes obsessed as if the enemy is his Moby Dick while Lesko (Ernest, not Matthew) specializes in Game Theory so he attempts to decipher their “language” by correlating their noises to their movements. The film sounds like total B-movie in plot and execution, yet it is also cerebral in an increasingly unsympathetic Hubbs and the focus on macrophotography of the ants scheming to troll the scientists. It is a cold, austere film (despite the desert exteriors) yet all the attributes listed already plus some killer sound design made this odd journey worth it by the end. Of course, it’s ironic that this movie did not feature either memorable opening or closing credits, but alas…

I referred to which cut I saw as naturally there was a longer preview version before it was edited down for release. None other than Vinegar Syndrome in a 4K release pieced together what was available to include the theatrical and a longer version, the latter on a Blu disc. This includes an ending that was a few minutes longer… and many degrees more bizarre. I saw that online; literally, someone recorded a theatrical presentation of that scene with their phone.

For those that celebrate 4:20, the common version of Phase IV can still be enjoyed while you’re totally baked.

 

Friday, April 19, 2024

Jailer

Jailer (2023)

Runtime: 166 long minutes

Directed by: Nelson Dilipkumar

Starring: Rajinikanth, Vinayakan, Ramya Krishnan, Vasanth Ravi, Yogi Babu

From: Sun Pictures

Perhaps something got lost in translation...

I hate to do this; besides not viewing enough Indian movies for the at least dozen Letterboxd mutuals from that part of the world, but too often I've selected modern efforts that don't exactly jive with me. It's not easy to track down those movies between various different platforms, they sometimes vanish without warning, then trying to determine what could be to my esoteric tastes... still, I should try to choose better.

The premise sounded promising. The film starred Tamil language legend/superstar Rajinikanth as a former jailer who has a police officer son and an incredibly irritating grandson who loves having a YouTube show with 96 followers. Boy, the “humor” in this “dark comedy” more often than not really didn't jive with me. After all, the beginning of the film (after disclaimers about cigarettes, booze, and drunk driving) shows the main villain dunk three henchmen in sulfuric acid (?!) after one of them is a turncoat... then we get the irritating grandson and awkward comedy, which this is full of despite the brutal opening which also features two of the men being hit in the head with hammers! WTF? Like in some other movies from that country, there are small warnings displayed at the bottom whenever a character drinks or smokes. In this case, just seeing cigarettes is implied to be more offensive to the viewer then seeing people bashed with hammers then dipped in acid!

There was about a 20 minute stretch in the opening act which was rather dire. After that, it improved but too many of the characters (including the lead) I didn't really enjoy so it took the hilariously convoluted plot and some catchy songs to even keep me watching through the almost 3 hour runtime. I've now learned that when it comes to this part of the world, apparently I need to choose either the classic cinema from decades past or the modern movies that are hysterically, bombastically over the top like RRR. For now, I'll shrug my shoulders & move on.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (2002)

Runtime: 121 minutes

Directed by: Sam Raimi

Starring: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco, Cliff Robertson

From: Columbia

Will people be offended when I say that I hadn’t seen this movie in more than 20 years? If not, then you probably will when I say that I’ve never viewed the other Raimi Spider-Man movies! As there are many new Letterboxd followers since my last review of a comic book film… I’ve never been a big fan of the genre so I’ve only bothered w/ some of them. This film was only tackled back in the day (at home, and only one time) because it featured Macho Man Randy Savage-jacked as heck; sadly, it did not shock me that he passed away years later due to a heart attack-for a few minutes. As Sony brought this back to cinemas for once an evening showings, it seemed like a nice way for the second viewing… and to finally discuss this here.

As someone mainly looking from the outside in at the genre and am ambivalent about many of those films, even I am tired of cinematic universes and even worse, the metaverse. Thus, the film’s origin story tale which was simple and just had one villain: refreshing. Not needing to read pages of notes or viewing several films and episodes of a few streaming shows to fully understand the plot-a relief. Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider & becomes Spider-Man while doing battle against the Green Goblin while a relationship w/ Mary Jane Watson develops.

Yes, there were moments I’ll describe as “comic book silliness” which is undoubtedly my biases. That noted, I was still happy to have revisited this movie on the big screen. Peter Parker as presented was easy to root for: despite acting like a typical teenager at times, he was still a picked-on nerd who still acted human-not to mention awkward-despite developing those super-powers and wanted to help people. The rest of the characters were also enjoyable for what they were, including literal girl next door Watson and Norman Osborn, who proved you shouldn’t test unproven performance-enhancing drugs on yourself. The CG wasn’t 100% flawless but mostly worked. What always worked: the vibrant score from Danny Elfman.

Perhaps I would not rate this as highly if it wasn’t for the theatrical experience. It was in a large auditorium where many of the seats were filled. Thank heavens the crowd was well-behaved. Besides the rapturous applause heard at the end and laughter during the funny moments, the biggest reactions came from the director credit and… J. Jonah Jameson’s first appearance. I imagine he had more time on screen in the sequels; even I have seen the meme of his uproarious laughter in the second film.

What I really appreciated in this picture: the lack of MCU nonstop “humor” which usually was just stupid instead of funny and undercut even the serious dramatic scenes. Instead, there was some laughs which for the most part were at least worthy of a chuckle while the serious moments (deaths, someone injured to the point of an extended hospital stay) weren’t ruined by a quip. In hindsight, waiting until this unexpected opportunity for a big theatrical experience for me to finally discuss a movie I only remembered fragments of. 

Next week is Spider-Man 2. I know some would be AGHAST if that is never experienced by me period. Yeah, the week after that is… Spider-Man 3. Because it’s the Internet, “Emo Peter Parker” and his “dancing” was viewed in clips a long time ago. Then again, in 2024 when Madame Web was crapped out, 3 might not be so bad now. From Fandango, I know the rest of the Spidey franchise will be shown in the upcoming weeks. Who knows how much of that journey I'll take.

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things (1972)

Runtime: 86 minutes

Directed by: Bob Clark

Starring: A cast mainly full of non-actors, including future director Alan Ormsby and his wife at the time, Anya

From: Brandywine/Motionarts Films

What a movie to see as I finally subscribe to Shudder again. A few months ago I decided to take what was supposed to be a brief pause but it lasted for many more weeks than expected. I returned and saw that this was one of the many movies they added in the meantime. As the title amused me and I viewed another collaboration between Bob Clark and Alan Ormsby (Deathdream, i.e. Dead of Night), why not check this out? I knew beforehand that the production was rather sparse and was filmed in like two weeks in Florida.

Alan, the leader of a theatrical troupe (Ormsby himself) takes his charges to an island off the coast of Miami that served as a potter’s field. He wants to… dig up a corpse then do a Satanic ritual to resurrect it?! Yes. The movie is a horror-comedy, see, and there’s plenty of dialogue. The “gore” consists of red paint on bodies, although the zombie effects look good, especially considering that Ormsby also contributed to those in this affair that is said to have cost only $50,000. Of course the ritual goes awry; is it really a spoiler to mention that multiple zombies appear?

The movie won’t be for all tastes. It’s full of goofy characters; they mainly cower and are unwilling to stand up to their arrogant & increasingly tyrannical leader as his behavior becomes more macabre/tasteless. Yet I managed to be charmed by this silly film, one where most of the character names are the same as the actors that portrayed them. There is some tremendous 70’s clothing, especially from Alan. Hopefully none of the directors that are my Letterboxd mutuals ever act like the character, but if you ever decide to dress in his ensemble, I’d be pleased! I’m sure you could pull off the combo of bright orange silk shirt, red/white tie, and multicolored striped pants…

At times even I can admit the movie seems to be spinning its wheels until the action picks up; that said, there’s plenty of colorful dialogue, hit or miss comedy that seemed like a college improv group goofing off (to steal a line; many of the main cast WERE friends at the time) and various moments that kept my attention. One was wondering if Alan’s wife at the time-Anya-was just acting spaced-out or not… actually, I shouldn’t say that as she didn’t act that way in Deathdream. I was just amused by her bizarre character the most. Heck, randomly out of nowhere she pulled out what I would normally describe as a Leatherface mask but given the year, an Ed Gein mask would be the best descriptor. Fitting that Clark and Ormsby would soon after this make Deranged, something I still need to experience.

For all its low-budget faults, there’s also low-budget charm and it does manage to possess many creepy moments even before business picks up and the zombie attack is legit effective. Plenty will think Children is just boring and dumb but the movie worked for me based on what the filmmakers were going for. It manages to be memorable despite its DIY nature and for me was more chilling & just plain interesting than many modern horror efforts.

 

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

The Dam Busters

The Dam Busters (1955)

Runtime: 125 minutes

Directed by: Michael Anderson

Starring: Richard Todd, Michael Redgrave, Basil Sydney, Patrick Barr, Ernest Clark

From: Associated British Picture Corporation

Yes, I’ve known the name of the dog for years now…

The obvious big black dog in the room has to be addressed first. For those unfamiliar, The Dam Busters is a British film based on a daring raid during World War II. A key detail is that one of the main players has a Black Lab with a horrifying name by 2024 standards but during the time in the UK, multiple black animals used that name as it wasn’t seen as horrible during the time/place. After all, if you don’t know the original name of Agatha Christie’s novel And Then There Were None (and I don’t mean Ten Little Indians) be prepared for a shock once you look at the novel’s Wiki page! The dog’s name is said quite a few times during the first half; something bad happens to the dog and in the second half, its name is used as a code word during the mission, meaning the viewer gets to hear that offensive slur what seemed like at least twenty times!

Not a surprise then that not only did I have to visit The Bowels of the Internet to finally watch the movie because it can’t legally be found streaming in the United States, but there’s been a s---storm controversy over whether or not the dog’s name should be censored to Trigger (some airings have done this); Peter Jackson has wished for ages to direct a remake. I’m sure the dog’s name and how it should be handled is the reason why it hasn’t happened. Even the dog’s grave & its headstone is a source of controversy. 

All this drama overshadowing the movie is unfortunate; its stiff upper lip attitudes & straightforward telling of the story won’t be for all but it enthralled me. The first half hour presents Barnes Wallis & his unorthodox idea for the destruction of German dams that would cripple their industry. After the idea is finally approved, the 617 Squadron is formed for carrying out the daring raid under nigh impossible conditions. Both the bomb and the scheme for delivering it need to be improved before the raid can commence.

The other aspect that has garnered notoriety through the years isn’t as shocking. Rather, it is how the Trench Run on the Death Star in Star Wars (and perhaps also the attack on the uranium plant in Top Gun: Maverick) were inspired by the last 30 minutes of this movie, when the raid occurs. George Lucas spliced together footage from World War II movies to create a more accurate representation for the action in Star Wars; he must have been a big fan of The Dam Busters as entire lines of dialogue are only slightly modified, let alone the scheme of multiple planes dropping multiple bombs in a pattern at a precise target where the next one steps in if a bomb fails. 1964’s 633 Squadron will be viewed one day as that is the other inspiration for the finale of Star Wars. At least this wasn’t Lucas using imagery from-ahem-Triumph of the Will for the final scene of A New Hope!

Divorced from a dog name of its time or its “inspiration” for an all-time classic, The Dam Busters was a clinical presentation of a story that was fascinating for my tastes. Some of the effects have aged real poorly but otherwise I was happy to have finally watched this war movie.

 

Monday, April 15, 2024

Naked Lunch

Naked Lunch (1991)

Runtime: 116 minutes

Directed by: David Cronenberg

Starring: Peter Weller, Judy Davis, Ian Holm, Julian Sands, Roy Scheider

From: 20th Century Fox

What a memory from my college days this was. I’ve had this on Criterion Blu-ray for awhile now; it wasn’t from the last flash sale they did but the one before that, where I was able to combine it with a discount due to my Criterion Channel subscription. At the time it was impossible to stream legally in the United States; now, it is on Max but as that could vanish at any moment and this was something I only saw in college (more than 20 years ago).

To clarify, back in those days, me and a pal sometimes would watch and laugh at bizarre cinema. I’m talking about the mild oddities like Blue Velvet to stranger movies like Fritz the Cat, Meet the Feebles and Naked Lunch. Of course we would laugh at a film involving people getting high on bug powder and giant talking insects. I never gave this another shot until last night. Note that I’ve never read the William S. Burroughs novel The Naked Lunch, nor anything from the author for that matter.

The movie is still bizarre but at least I better appreciate the filmmaking craft behind it; that includes the performances, the obvious green and yellow color scheme, the musical score from Howard Shore where Ornette Coleman tracks are also used, etc. Surreal movies aren’t always my jam as I’ve elucidated upon in the past. Yet, I can probably rationalize plenty concerning what this weird journey was really all about. The writing process, drug addictions, homosexuality (the movie also used other Burroughs stories along with moments from his own life), and other moments I don’t want to spoil… the WTF effects (including bug typewriters!) do look rather swell. 

All the metaphors aside, due to the first experience I’ll always laugh when I think of Naked Lunch and its unreal elements. The soliloquy that Peter Weller (what a performance) delivers while driving on a foggy road alone… and I understand it was taken from the Naked Lunch novel; I’m unsure if it is an enticement to read it myself! The rest of the familiar faces-Judy Davis, Ian Holm, Julian Sands, Roy Scheider-do a swell job but Weller was the highlight w/ his deadpan performance. Much to my relief, the movie is strange without the plot becoming so obtuse it becomes impossible to comprehend.

The thousands of movies I’ve seen between my college days & now (including more Cronenberg) have prepared me to fully appreciate Naked Lunch.

Sunday, April 14, 2024

Ugetsu

Ugetsu (1953)

Runtime: 96 minutes

Directed by: Kenji Mizoguchi

Starring: Masayuki Mori, Michiko Kyo, Kinuyo Tanaka, Mitsuko Mito, Eitaro Ozawa

From: Daiei

This was my introduction to Criterion 24/7. To clarify, the Criterion Channel just created on their platform a streaming channel of their movies. Like the three channels in the Shudder app, the viewer doesn’t know what films will be playing next. Unlike the Shudder app, the channel does not identify the movie playing—instead you have to literally visit an incredibly basic website which tells you the movie. Utterly baffling, not to mention counter-productive for a number of reasons. Regardless, yesterday evening I saw that they played Parker Posey’s Party Girl and the movie before this was Cronos, so there’s variety. I left the channel on as Cronos was deep in the final act. After the credits ended and this film began, it made sense for me to finally see this highly-regarded picture.

The film: in 16th century Japan, two dumb men prove how foolish they are. Both have wives and one, a child in addition. In the turmoil of civil war, one goes to the city due to greed & wanting to sell his pottery while the other wishes to be a samurai despite possessing no qualities or talents for such a role. Both men find success (at least at first) while bad things happen to the women, including yes, sexual assault; as this was a parable, there are lessons for them to learn.

Before last night I did not know much of Kenji Mizoguchi; via research, I now realize he was seen by an elder statesman in Japanese cinema (including by Kurosawa)--he did a swell job with Ugetsu between the sweeping camera movements and the long takes. Credit should go to cinematographer Kazuo Miyagawa… and also the musical contributions of Fumio Hayasaka. Mr. Hayasaka created a sometimes haunting and sometimes peculiar but always quality score that fit the footage.

Why the score possesses haunting moments won’t be revealed here. The movie is a parable which may seem simple on the surface but there’s plenty of depth if you ponder the events in your mind. Not only was I happen to talk of a new feature on one of the streaming services I consistently have subscribed to for a few years now, but talk about great World Cinema. As I've noticed they have also played The Color of Pomegranates & Pandora and the Flying Dutchman, the channel will have strong variety... which makes me happy.