Runtime:
110 minutes
Directed
by: Jon M. Chu
Starring:
The Rock, Adrianne Palicki, D.J. Cotrona, Channing Tatum, Jonathan
Pryce
From:
Paramount
Yes,
despite what I said recently concerning the first movie, I still went
and saw this movie, as the trailers made it look better and there's
The Rock and I should have given the parties that pushed this back
the middle finger by not seeing it, but I did anyhow.
Overall,
I did like it better than the first movie, but... you probably
already know the plot from the trailers: the Joe's get betrayed so
they have to join back together to stop Cobra Commander and his gang
from taking over the White House and ruiling the world, and blah blah
blah.
This
movie... in hindsight, getting pissed that it got pushed back at the
last minute for 9 months was more about the stupidity of doing such a
thing and how it reeks of corporate stupidity and bureaucratic
poppycock rather than damaging a quality movie, as a quality movie
this is not. It's a big stupid action film but I did not get much
enjoyment out of it aside from some pretty cool moments, The Rock
being awesome and nice eye candy in Palicki and Elodie Yung as Jinx.
Otherwise,
though, there's a nonsensical story I usually could not care less
about, chaotic action scenes (not always in a good way; the
post-conversion 3D probably hampered that at times as it wasn't
designed to have 3D action sequences) and Oh My God is the movie
filled with atrocious dialogue. I mean, just terrible. Some were so
bad I laughed but the rest was just painful. An actual line is: “A
quicker blower-upper”. Honest. And let's not start on the painfully
stupid and awful HasBromance relationship between The Rock and
Channing Tatum's characters.
While
I would likely be extraordinarily angry if I ever summoned up the
courage to watch a Transformers movie (I barely watched the cartoon
as a kid), this is still something which probably tells me that
movies like this just must not be for me.
I'll
be back Monday night; I've been seeing crappy films as of late, haven't I? I need to try and fix that.