(Short # 92 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
Curly
was in such a bad way here, his brother Moe had to coach him
line-by-line. It’s heartbreaking that he wasn’t allowed proper time to
recuperate from his various health maladies; in these last shorts he
sounded aged and looked old. He tried his best but it wasn’t quite like
the good old days. Alas… he was up and down; this was apparently him at
his worst.
The blue-collar jobs they had this time was
“electricians” and while old routines were modified, they were still
funny here. After getting fired, they decide to attend “Mallard’s Rest
Home” for relaxation. Turns out, Mallard’s a quack doctor (yes, they
made that joke) so once they discover he rips off his patients, they
attempt to escape.
While they could have mined more from the rest
home’s activities, this was still reasonably amusing. There are two
male nurses (including one portrayed by longtime foil Cy Schindell) and a
female nurse w/ the name SHAPELY. Yes, that’s more a name I’d expect in
a Carry On movie. The last half they are on the run, attempt disguises,
etc. For me, the highlight was the debut of Kenneth MacDonald in this
world. Except for one occasion, he always portrayed villains in Stooge
shorts, and always did a swell job. From hearsay, I know he often
appeared as a judge on the old Perry Mason TV show from the 50’s and
60’s.
As you typically couldn’t tell how bad Curly was in IRL, Monkey was fine.
Three Loan Wolves:
(Short # 93 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
What
a peculiar late-era Curly short-there’s only a few more after
this-Three Loan Wolves was. The blue-collar job the Stooges had this
time: pawn shop proprietors. They and the shop are in debt to a loan
shark syndicate, which is peculiar enough. They then literally have a
baby dropped on the doorstep of the shop by the baby’s aunt. Yes, the
boy was kidnapped! And, this is framed as a flashback in a story they
are now telling the baby turned young bad actor... er, I mean young boy.
Now he knows why he has three dads.
As others have noted, poor
mom had no idea what happened to her tyke for all those years. Well,
that makes me feel uncomfortable… although not as much as a YIKES visual
gag. The boys had trouble stopping the baby from crying. Curly’s
solution: giving a GUN to the baby to use as a pacifier. Despite Curly’s
protests, the gun was shown seconds later to be loaded. Not everyone
has seen the “humor” in this joke much darker than usual from the
Stooges. I was more disturbed than amused myself.
Curly sounded
especially not well in Wolves. No wonder he did less than usual and at
least during the Curly era, Larry had the rare opportunity to be in the
spotlight. He did swell yet despite some chuckles the overarching plot
is weak and Loan is mostly forgettable. The most interesting detail to
me: Harold Brauer made his debut in the Stooge universe. He and Emil
Sitka were the only ones that worked with Curly, Shemp, Joe Besser, and
Curly Joe, at least on film. Now you know…
G.I. Wanna Home:
(Short # 94 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
Many
people believe the title is “G.I. Wanna Go Home”; think of it as an
example of The Mandela Effect in the Stooge universe. The trio are
discharged from the military at the end of World War II but discover
that their fiancés were thrown out of their house. They are unable to
find suitable lodging so the Stooges decide to create their own lodging
outdoors in an open fenced-in area.
Gags old and new are present.
The modified jokes based on moments from the past (such as a random
parrot walking into a cooked turkey) were typically OK, although not
like their original iterations. Curly preparing food and removing skin
from potatoes by shaving it—I’m sure he tried his best given his
condition but it was still a far cry from when he literally shaved ice
in 1941’s An Ache in Every Stake.
That said, this was still
amusing enough (especially by 1946 standards) for me to think of it as
fine. Moe and Larry had some funny moments with each other.
Rhythm and Weep:
(Short # 95 in Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk: The Columbia Shorts of The Three Stooges)
Not
the most popular of the Curly era, although it wasn’t my
least-favorite. Yeah, this was the next to last short he did (Columbia
did not always release them chronologically) and by this point, Curly
didn’t even have that many lines; his physical condition was arguably
worse than his state of performance. Think of this short as a worse
version of 1944’s Gents Without Cents: the trio are struggling theater
performers who find fortune after meeting a trio of ladies, then perform
on stage where we see the women dance and the men do a comedy routine.
Note
that the sextet met each other on the roof of a building… as both trios
wanted to commit suicide! While not as morbid as the description
sounds, I have seen criticism over that plot point-understandable. From
there they meet a pianist and the gang decide to collaborate on a new
show. There’s no “NIAGARA FALLS!” moments and aside from a few chuckles
along with impressive dancing from the ladies-credit will go to Gloria
Patrice, Nita Bieber and Ruth Godfrey for their moves, especially when
done in high heels-Rhythm is tremendously average.
Trivia such as
“the rooftop scene was apparently filmed at low-budget Monogram Studios”
and “the girls filmed a deleted scene where they dressed as the
Stooges” are more interesting than the short itself. I’m glad that the
Shemp era is only a few shorts away; seeing Curly in such ill health
is heartbreaking.