Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

55% on Rotten Tomatoes (out of 391 reviews)

Runtime: 142 minutes

Directed by: J.J. Abrams

Starring: The usual people from this new trilogy, some old names from the past and even some new characters

From: You know who

I apologize for this being posted here a few days late but things were hectic for me then starting on Sunday I have been on vacation. At the very end of the year I am sure I will get back on schedule but for now:

Well, it was better than The Last Jedi, BUT...

This will be one of those reviews the length of a dissertation as there is plenty to say even with only having one paragraph that has minor spoilers and no major plot points are brought up. I have mentioned before how as a kid (and I am uncomfortably close to 40 now) I watched the original movies on VHS and this was made easy when my parents bought them in a 1990 box set release. The prequels, none of them are good-this includes Revenge of the Sith-and this new trilogy, I had a blast with The Force Awakens... even if it is a remake of A New Hope. The Last Jedi I know many love to death, and I'll never comprehend why. At the time I was awfully kind and gave it an average rating; if I ever were to see it again, I have a feeling the rating would be lower. The plot made zero sense when it came to logic and all the “humor” was not only unfunny and stupid, it ruined multiple scenes and was NOT needed in Star Wars. IMO, all that Canto Bright stuff was a waste of time and to list one of MANY examples, how exactly was The First Order in control of things shortly after the events of The Force Awakens if at that time, they were just revealed... it was like many months had passed between the end of Force and the beginning of Last and we know that can't be true as Rey wasn't waiting there for months waiting to hand Luke his lightsaber... and Lord did that movie ruin Luke.

I realize those online that complain about TLJ the most are the type that bullied Kelly Marie Tran off the Internet (as if she was the reason Rose was a character that many hated) and even now whine and bellow about it on YouTube... to millions of views, so no surprise many jumped on that bandwagon. I am not one of those loonies or obsessive people; I just thought TLJ was not a joy at all to sit through and to be blunt, it was stupid that Rian Johnson tossed away the plot points set up in The Force Awakens in order to “be cute” or “subvert expectations” or whatever the hell. Then again, I can't entirely blame him as I never looked into how much of the script came from him versus other people and of course, people like Kathleen Kennedy ultimately had to approve the story.

Anyhow, I enjoyed this more than TLJ, and even then I can admit this has its issues. The opening act wasn't as convoluted as others have said, at least to me... but overly busy, hurried and jumping right into action in media res... yes. The story I had plenty of issues with and there are stupid moments; thankfully they were not stupid swerves or characters not sharing information for no reason like in The Last Jedi. Unfortunately, the other thing I was hoping wouldn't be in this movie... it was. OF COURSE there is way too much humor that is not only pointless but ruined multiple scenes, and I was not happy about it. Looking at the reviews of people I follow on Letterboxd and a few other places, that aspect is rarely brought up but I understand there is too much humor in a typical Marvel movie and I've only seen a few of those (as I don't care about comic book movies in general and never will) so maybe that's why it bothers me more than most. I'd like to think I am not a joyless curmudgeon, anyway!

This is the sort of movie where the plotting made it difficult to judge how much time has elapsed... I'll just state that the first hour and a half or so I did not love due to the “humor” thing and various plot problems. The last hour, once they got serious & focused & hardly had any jokes present, magically it was much more enjoyable for me as there's the big showdown; I never bring up such things and if anyone reading this had photosensitive epilepsy, but even I noticed there was part of the finale w/ plenty of strobing lights. Some chains have noted this to people but not all of them, so... a word of warning. Anyhow, right as I left the auditorium I was not mad at the movie overall because the final act was exciting (the final scene, that can be debated) and there was no issue w/ The Last Jedi mostly being ignored. Plus, the cast tries its best and naturally, such things as the production design and musical score were top notch.

(This paragraph contains minor spoilers) In the hours after the movie, though... my enthusiasm has died down. The mainly flaws with the final chapter of this nine movie saga became more apparent the longer I thought about it. I then got mad at this new trilogy in general and how Finn should have had more of an arc due to setup that was rich with possibilities... or the various problems with Rey or how various new/returning characters are short-changed (I am looking at Tran and Keri Russell-no relation) or needing to have Palpatine return with little explanation of how he survived the ending of RotJ or various conveniences or how “14 hours” is brought up as a plot point then is forgotten or how Finn is about to make a revelation to someone on two occasions but it doesn't happen and it's never brought up again or how in a flabbergasting moment, Abrams ripped off a horrible plot point from STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS and used it here, and it's just as bad an idea.

I am not like the segment of YouTube which has already made rage-filled diatribes concerning this (one of which is almost as long as the movie itself); instead, I am just disappointed they did not have a set plan for Episode IX before they started with Episode VII and instead they winged it. In addition, this following the modern movie trends that I don't like is a shame. Three last things:

Eventually I will subscribe to Disney + and at that time I'll finally check out The Mandalorian. Hopefully it's more to my tastes and it is more than just Baby Yoda.

No matter what you think of Rise, at least it is not Cats. Of course I am only judging this based on the horrifying trailer from a few months ago and the amazingly bad word of mouth it has from both critics & fans, but discovering that they originally sent out the movie with RENDERING ERRORS and it played before new copies had to be downloaded by the cinemas. As bold as it was to apparently go all-in on such a risky idea-even if it was a popular musical decades ago-the CG failing spectacularly and there not being much of a plot means that I will presume Cats is a poor movie.

Starting tomorrow I will be out of town for about a week (as is customary) and I probably won't have time for any movie-watching as I will be with family. In any case, a Happy Holidays to everyone.

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Stuber

Stuber (2019)

42% on Rotten Tomatoes (out of 212 reviews)

Runtime: 93 minutes

Directed by: Michael Dowse

Starring: David Bautista, Kumail Nanjiani, Natalie Morales, Iko Uwais, Mira Sorvino

From: 20th Century Fox

Another movie I can thank an online discount for.

As has happened before, an online entity I am a member of and I pay money to offers me a one time only discount on something; the last time that happened before this, I got to see The Fanatic; at least Stuber was better than that but it being a new release that I could see for cheap was a reason why I saw something that did not impress me from the trailers. That said, most trailers aren't good in general and I heard there were a few bloody moments. That was true, although of course it was all digital blood and the action scenes had its share of issues.

Much to my dismay, this used a shaky-cam nauseating style that made the action not pleasing to watch at all, and that is hogwash when the villain is-a blonde-haired-Iko Uwais; then again, you only see him in the opening and deep in the final act. Another problem with me and this action/comedy... I rarely laughed. Often in the past, my opinions on humor and modern comedies have been brought up. In short, my sense of humor is different from a lot of people and what is modern “comedy” now has little interest to me; this movie has plenty of that. What I mean is... rude abrasive people all over the place, rambling improv BS, thinking that vulgarity on its own is great, thinking that ironic juxtaposition on its own is great, etc. This movie is all about that, along with an incredibly predictable plot where the plot twists are the opposite of shocking and all the characters are one note stereotypes.

It's a shame as while the plot is a gimmick, at least the concept of ride sharing services being the crux of the plot is a fresh idea and the idea of a wimpy Nissan Leaf having to drive around a hulking brute police officer because he had Lasik surgery... it COULD have been funny. Unfortunately, this only got some chuckles from me. I can admit that there were some odd song choices I could never have imagined action setpieces set to and Bautista managed to be pretty charming. Kumail Nanjiani, this is the first thing I've seen him in and well... I will try and avoid most of his movies; that's how unfunny I found him to be most of the time and I'll presume this is the “humor” he uses in those other modern comedies.


I am sure this will work better for many other people; me, I think it will be best to be awfully choosy in a genre that lost me a long while ago.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Black Christmas (Unfortunately, The New One)



Runtime: 92 minutes

Directed by: Sophia Takal

Starring: Imogen Poots, Cary Elwes, and a bunch of actresses who are relative unknowns but they all deserved something better than this awful movie

From: Universal/Blumhouse

I saw this late Sunday afternoon. It is as horrible as you've heard and is an insult to the original movie, although even if it wasn't attached to that, it'd still be bad. When “being woke” goes horribly, horribly wrong

Originally I thought I had a way of seeing the unrated version of the '06 Black Christmas last night so that review would have gone up today and tomorrow would be this review. Regrettably, that did not work out-don't ask why; I just know that is supposed to be far superior to the easier to find theatrical cut so I do not want to bother with that. Alas, that will have to wait until sometime in 2020; I may actually have to buy the old DVD... in any case, the original Black Christmas is very good as it is quite chilling throughout (not to mention intense) and there are memorable kills. By the time I saw this remake a few hours ago, I had already heard rumblings of BC '19 being terrible, and even an explanation as to why.

I hate having to bag on a movie starring a group of young women, directed by a woman and written by the director along with another woman. After you read what I say, some could consider it invalid because I am a random white man who is uncomfortably close to the age of 40. If someone feels that way, I will not object; maybe this will play better if you are a young adult woman. You see, I thought the trailers revealed too much (and they did), but it did not show that this went HEAVILY into being for the “SJW” and “woke” crowd. If this would have been more nuanced and not so laughably preposterous, I would have been hunky-dory with a tale where ladies have to navigate university life and because men are being stereotypically bad or chauvinistic or just plain dumb, they don't believe it when a female hater or haters are killing them. 

This movie's biggest issue is not the PG-13 rating resulting in kills without any blood. The setup to the kills are lame and forgettable... basically, someone appears from the shadows and grabs the girl... that's it! No, the worst problem is how incredibly blunt the movie is and how the approach is sledgehammer-like and clumsy in addressing various social issues and a horrible event that happens to lead girl Imogen Poots. Honestly, Poots tries her hardest and she was the standout; the cast as a whole was not bad but this would have been even worse if not for her. I do wish the cast did not have to try and make such a bad plot and atrocious on the nose dialogue work-they all deserved better. Note that this portrays all men as being pretty terrible, and OF COURSE “not all men” is brought up and in fact results in a heated argument.

It seemed like there was no point to this and instead it will just stir people up by bringing up so many buzzwords and concepts from #metoo and women empowerment without being entertaining or sending any sort of worthwhile message to the audience. Instead, this still has a “dumb woman” character and another is Super Feminist and is like a garish stereotype of the most SJW lady you'll ever come across... wanting an English literature class to have more minorities and women in curriculum and wanting the college to fire the professor (Cary Elwes!) when he objects. Honestly, the movie is that unsubtle throughout; it becomes exhausting how blunt it attempts-and fails-to present its themes. And then the third act happens... holy cow. Of course I won't spoil anything; even if I did, I imagine no one would believe me if I gave away the explanation for what's going on! I'll just say that it makes the whole thing a joke and not a realistic look at serious modern issues. As the movie is not supposed to be a parody or satire... no wonder this is getting brutalized everywhere that I have looked. Heck, there is some amazingly obvious ADR work done and I usually can't spot such things.

While I've never seen director Sophia Takal's Never Shine, but I know it has its fans and it has to be MUCH better than this dreck that amazingly missed its mark so badly. IMO, Hollywood has done a piss-poor job trying to create “modern” woman characters that are supposed to be empowering or has strong beliefs. What I've seen, it's been incredibly grating characters like that one girl from Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom or that one robot sidekick of Lando from Solo: A Star Wars Story. This, however, takes the cake in that besides all the horrible stereotyping, the women in general act pretty incompetent until suddenly... they're not! Even if this did not have the Black Christmas name attached to it, it would be an appallingly bad horror movie-which hardly has any horror in it to begin with-but the fact that it taints a genre classic... like I said, I wish I did not have to tear apart something involving so many women and it having the germ of interesting ideas that are relevant in today's world. That said, I have to be honest here and while I am not the target demographic, I can still say this was more rotten than a Christmas goose sitting in the garbage that hasn't been picked up for collection yet.

Saturday, December 14, 2019

Black Gunn


Runtime: 96 minutes

Directed by: Robert Hartford-Davis

Starring: Jim Brown, Martin Landau, Brenda Sykes, Luciana Paluzzi, Bruce Glover

From: Columbia

I recently realized I have barely watched any blaxploitation in 2019; shame on me. At least I picked one which I figured would go right as it starred Jim Brown, and I was correct.

Naturally, his character is only known as Gunn; he is successful to the point of driving around in a vintage Rolls Royce and owning a club. Unfortunately, his brother gets involved w/ revolutionaries and they think that ripping off the Mob and stealing their ledgers is a good idea. His fate is what you'd expect it to be, so Gunn is looking for revenge. This is typical for the genre: funky clothing, funky music, and a general over the top nature. Martin Landau is the main villain but there are long stretches where he is not present. Instead, the audience sees his underling Bruce Glover trying to find those ledgers, then Gunn trying to track him down. It's always nice seeing Bruce and as I suspected, he does a swell job of being a pretty despicable human being, uttering many racial insults... none of which I will repeat here.

Some aspects could be nitpicked; I won't be playing that game. For me, this was a grand old time where Brown is as much a badass as he typically is on screen, and this B-movie is never boring. Whether it's the dialogue or the action, it was not dull. Some familiar names do appear: baseball great Vida Blue in his one acting role, a cameo from football great Deacon Jones as himself, Brenda Sykes, Bernie Casey, and Luciana Paluzzi in a supporting role. The action was fun and while the location of the ultimate showdown is cliché, at least there is plenty of firepower and there were guffaws from me when one character had some lines OBVIOUSLY dubbed as it did not sound like the actor at all. Anyhow, 2020 I will go more in-depth on exploring this genre, I do promise that.

Friday, December 13, 2019

The Eiger Sanction

The Eiger Sanction (2019)

Runtime: 129 minutes

Directed by: Clint Eastwood

Starring: Eastwood, George Kennedy, Vonetta McGee, Jack Cassidy, Heidi Bruhl

From: Universal

Those that are mad at Eastwood's latest movie... do NOT watch The Eiger Sanction.

Despite what some may think, this was not chosen on the spot because of the controversy surrounding Richard Jewell; rather, this was brought up in a messageboard thread a month ago, I rented it and I waited until the last minute to finally view the movie. What fortuitous timing then that my viewing of Eiger came up right as outrage began over how in Richard Jewell, real life Atlanta reporter Kathy Scruggs was portrayed as a floozy who offered to sleep with an FBI agent in order to get a scoop. That is not a great trope of women in the news industry and Scruggs has been dead for 18 years now... without having seen the movie, it doesn't sound great. Then again, I am not surprised that with Eastwood's political beliefs, that he would choose a project where-as the trailer made patently obvious-it is an attack on the media & its practices. All this controversy is a shame as I've always felt bad for Richard Jewell the person as he found a bomb during the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games and likely saved many lives... only to be accused of planting it himself and have his personality & physical appearance lambasted by the media and federal government before later being exonerated.

I say all that here as those who are upset at Eastwood for having a negative portrayal of a woman in his latest picture, you really do not want to watch The Eiger Sanction. I was warned about it beforehand but Sanction-based on a novel by Trevanian... more on him later-has several qualities that are “questionable” by 2019 standards; this includes the obvious detail that all the women characters in the movie were portrayed as either sex objects or evil conniving b******. There's also shocking “jokes” made about offensive topics, a “total albino” who “needs a complete blood transfusion a few times a year” (I will presume that this detail is total poppycock), and oh yes... there is a homosexual character who was flamboyant and besides being one of the side villains, he has a dog named... well, it's the most common slur used against gay people. If that is not bad enough, Vonetta McGee is in this, as a woman named JEMIMA; the characters do acknowledge this, but yikes. Many people today would have problems if they saw this for the first time, in other words.

To discuss the actual plot, star Eastwood (who also directed) portrayed Jonathan Hemlock, your typical art professor/mountaineer/retired assassin. He is asked by an albino named Dragon to eliminate a pair of targets; as one of them killed an old friend of Hemlock and “a germ warfare formula” is stolen, this is how our hero accepts the job... oh and cash-plenty of cash. This requires him to climb a treacherous mountain that he almost died twice on before. I have never read the novel but I understand it was meant to be satirical, which not everyone got. I presume Trevanian made that clearer as its follow-up was called The Loo Sanction. The movie, it was not played as satire yet there is more humor than you'd expect and those odd elements-such as the albino or the flamboyantly gay character-made me not treat this all that seriously.

Even with the dated ideas and beliefs present in the movie, I can still say that overall it was fine. No matter what you think of Eastwood the person, Eastwood the director and Eastwood the actor is a hell of a talent. The plot is nonsense but still provided enough entertainment for my tastes; furthermore, John Williams provided a nice score and George Kennedy is also here, playing the sort of character you'd probably expect him to play. Yet naturally, the highlight was all the scenery (either of the American Southwest, which is seen in the first half as Hemlock prepares for the climb, or the second half in Switzerland, where the Eiger is climbed... yes, it is a real mountain and it is actually a dangerous climb. All the mountain climbing footage is still impressive today, as they actually did it, and a few times Old Clint did dangerous stunts himself, all in the sake of being authentic. Unfortunately, one climber did pass away during filming due to an accident. That material did help make this pulp nonsense-which is rather peculiar-fun, at least for me.

For years I've known of the novel, movie and author; hopefully I am not the only one who back in the day read the Secrets books from William Poundstone (Big, Bigger and Biggest). In Biggest, it was revealed that Trevanian-who wrote in a variety of genres over the years and his true identity was made a secret-was actually a random film professor named Rodney Whitaker. This was true, although not confirmed until years after the fact. Then again, considering that “Rod Whitaker” is in the credits as one of the people who wrote the screenplay... perhaps this should not have been such a mystery.

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Ice Age


Runtime: 81 minutes

Directed by: Chris Wedge

Starring: Vocal talent like Ray Romano, John Legiuzamo, Denis Leary, Cedric the Entertainer, & Jack Black

From: 20th Century Fox

In the review below that I copied and pasted from Letterboxd, I somehow did not bring up Scrat; that was an amusing side character, although I understand in the sequels they went too far in the direction of showing him: 

It was not the plan to talk about this movie; however, someone I know had it on the television so I viewed it on a cable channel. Not ideal for me, but at least I have something to talk about tonight. Believe it or not, this is my second time with the movie; the first was soon after it came out on video, as a parent is a big fan of the entire franchise. 

The plot is the oft-told 3 Godfathers tale, which is of course inspired by the Three Wise Men. In this case, a woolly mammoth, a sloth are forced to team up, have to deliver a baby to a human settlement and also meet a saber-toothed tiger that they warily befriend along the way. The story is not revolutionary but thankfully it is not cloying and low-brow dreck which would only be appealing to kids and the experience for adults is a punishing ordeal. It was perfectly fine for a dude like me who has no children and is on the doorstep of being middle-aged. There were moments that made me laugh and I do appreciate how there were some melancholy or poignant moments. Furthermore, there is some entertaining animated action to boot.

In 2019, the computer animation does look basic and not fancy; it's not to slag on how the movie looks as it's still acceptable now. It's just that this field has taken a quantum leap since then. Thankfully all three of the lead characters are interesting on their own and with each other without ever becoming annoying. As for the sequels, I've only seen parts of one (I couldn't even tell you which one it was) and as it's a sequel I will presume it is inferior to the original.

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Gremlins In 4DX Is Neat

Sunday night, I went to the nearest Regal Cinemas to me that has a 4DX screen. That is where the seats move around and there are various effects used in the auditorium... smoke, simulated snow, water spritzing on you (that can be turned off via pressing a button on the armrest), puffs of air, scents, etc. It is a wacky gimmick more than anything else but I've seen Gremlins a few times in my life-and this wasn't my first theatrical experience-so why not? It was an amusing time. Besides the seats slowly gliding a few times for no real reason, I can't complain about the presentation. Of course, the scene with Billy's mom doing battle with a few gremlins in the house was the busiest when it came to various effects being used.

Saturday, December 7, 2019

I Saw National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Theatrically Yesterday...

and it is still a very funny movie, even if the crowd at the screening wasn't as large as I was expecting. That said, I am glad that some AMC locations are playing it for the upcoming week.

Memories Of Murder


Runtime: 131 minutes

Directed by: Bong Joon-Ho

Starring: Song Kang-Ho, Kim Sang-Kyung, Kim Roi-Ha, Song Jae-Ho, Byun Hee-Bong

From: Several Korean companies

It's the return of Hot Take Blair.

Last month I viewed Parasite and thought it great; in the past I have viewed The Host (which was odd yet still very good) and Snowpiercer, which I thought was a confused mess with an illogical story, characters I couldn't stand, and the opening act is so bad it sunk the whole thing; also, until I saw the even worse Suspiria remake, Snowpiercer contained the most baffling Tilda Swinton performance. I am not as mad at Memories of Murder... just disappointed.

I've seen this often compared to Zodiac (by the end, I realized why) and while I haven't viewed that yet and I don't love Fincher like most people do, I will presume that is better and more enjoyable than this. I am not asking for a film about South Korea's first serial killer-who killed more than a few women from 1986 to 1991-to be cheery and upbeat. But the one thing that ruined the movie for me... the three main cops we follow are all A-holes! Did this also occur in the stage play I understand this was based on?

No matter, they horribly abuse multiple suspects; the treatment of a mentally handicapped man-who is also scarred facially-was the worst. I mean, was I supposed to be entertained by their atrocious behavior? Amused? Sympathetic to the suspects? If that wasn't bad enough, those idiots bicker with each other to the point that their fighting causes the murderer to claim his latest victim. If I would have liked these jokers then the movie would be rated higher, yes... the general filmmaking, the cinematography, the suspense, the performances of the cast (especially Kang-Ho Song), those are elements that I cannot complain about.

I do regret not loving this like everyone else does. However, I am more disappointed by the experience rather than hating the finished product.

Kriminal


Runtime: 96 minutes

Directed by: Umberto Lenzi

Starring: Glenn Saxon, Helga Line, Andrea Bosic, Ivano Staccioli, Esmeralda Ruspoli

From: Several European companies

Here's an obscure yet interesting Euro mystery thriller sort of thing from the 60's: 

La Parka as a movie villain.

I reference the Mexican wrestling (lucha libre) star who is best known for wrestling in WCW during the late 90's as the titular Kriminal here is a suave-looking gentleman who happens to be a master thief and just because, he sometimes wears a skeleton bodysuit w/ matching mask. Actually, this is based off of an Italian comic book character, so that is the reason why. Also, this is from Umberto Lenzi and that is why a few days beforehand, I created a list on Letterboxd of his movies that I've seen; including this one it's now at a tally of 11.

This spends more time with La Parka feelin' like a criminal and him eluding capture or dealing w/ fellow miscreants rather than Inspector Milton at Scotland Yard or any other law enforcement trying to arrest him. That manages to work well-enough here to where this was a silly yet fine yarn. It is in general a little ludicrous... then again, it's based on a comic so to me that is to be expected. There is plenty of intrigue as we get to see how Kriminal is able to outsmart and outmaneuver a variety of different people... and in a variety of locations: Italy, London, Madrid, Istanbul, & a few others. Note that shaving cream manages to provide one of the most unforgettable moments. He does kill some people, but they're usually A-holes so I guess that's alright, right? Unfortunately, he doesn't hit anyone with a steel chair.

Naturally, people will compare this with Danger: Diabolik. This is not as good as that (this is uneven at times) but it doesn't mean that you won't be entertained by this swingin' adventure that has the 60's era cool to it, especially with its groovy jazz score and animated credits.

Friday, December 6, 2019

Friday Proper I Will Catch Up Here, But In The Meanwhile...

For now, I'll mention that earlier in the week I revisited Dial Code Santa Claus on Shudder; this time I saw the movie properly instead of illegally streaming it... to be honest. I had to even download subtitles for it; thankfully the print on Shudder is much better than what I initially viewed last December. My original review (it's not any different from how I feel about it now) is here.

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Knives Out

Knives Out (2019)

97% on Rotten Tomatoes (out of 333 reviews)

Runtime: 130 minutes

Directed by: Rian Johnson

Starring: A tremendous cast, although who was the standout surprised me

From: Lionsgate

I saw this Sunday afternoon and thankfully this screening came off w/ no complications... just barely: 

This movie did in fact... subvert my expectations.

I suspect I'll discuss this further after I view Episode IX but as of late I have made allusions to The Last Jedi and how it seems like every time I think about it, my opinion of the film drops; if I viewed it tomorrow, I have a feeling my rating would be one that is below average... maybe much below so. This was why I was apprehensive about viewing Knives Out, even with the great cast. As mentioned the previous weekend, I tried to see this before, but the AMC I went to had a power outage. I did go back to that place to see it yesterday, as the power going out couldn't possibly happen two weekends in a row... right?

I will not reveal much about its plot as (at least for me) the story went in directions I was not expecting, and was for certain not revealed by the trailers. Filthy rich author Christopher Plummer passes away and his entire family is incredibly greedy... it don't matter if someone is liberal or “an alt-right troll”, avarice is a trait that they all share. Thus, everyone is a suspect when master sleuth Benoit Blanc-what a name Daniel Craig is given-believes that what looks like a suicide was actually a murder.

I'll be honest here, at times I wasn't sure about the movie while watching it and not all of the humor works; something involving “regurgitation” I was not a fan of... even if this was a send-up of the genre and I can't say that mysteries can't have the piss taken out of them as they can be on the preposterous side. Yet I can't say I did not enjoy this as there still were plenty of amusing moments (it just happened that some of them which made me laugh the most did not do much for the crowd at large), this was well-made w/ a nice score & camerawork, and by the end I realized what the story actually was and overall it was quite enjoyable. It went in unexpected directions without having way too much humor or the story itself making zero logical sense, which is what I'll always first think of when The Last Jedi comes to mind.

I cannot carp about anyone in the cast, no matter how much time they did or did not have on screen. Craig was undoubtedly memorable in his role due to his over the top accent but I was not expecting the highlight to be Ana de Armas. I only knew her from Blade Runner 2049 and she did a good job here, but in Knives Out (where she plays a caretaker and she is a Hispanic of indeterminate origin) she was a real revelation. If it wasn't for her and her performance, I am pretty confident in saying I would not have enjoyed this or rated it so high.

After the early stylized portion of the end credits, I left and went into the men's room, as I always do; what resulted was quite a coda for the late afternoon screening. While looking for an open spot in there... the power went out. It sounds like I am fibbing but I am stone cold serious here. If this had happened during the movie-”irate” wouldn't even begin to describe my attitude. This time, I know for certain it will be a long while before I return there; instead, I will use my AMC A-List app at Disney Springs. It's a blessing that this only happened once the end credits were rolling and I won't worry about being at that location.