Runtime: 109 wild minutes
Directed by: Walter Murch
Starring: Fariuza Balk, Nicol Williamson, Jean Marsh, Piper Laurie, Matt Clark
From: Disney
You know, it could have been a good thing I did not see this as a kid. As a middle-aged man in the United States, the Wizard of Oz was a yearly tradition where CBS played the film; millions loved viewing this w/ family, me included. Return to Oz, the trailer was on an 80’s Disney VHS tape-I was left w/ the impression the movie was “scary” and “weird” so I never gave this 80's sequel a shot until last night. Indeed, Return is much darker and serious than the original movie, although apparently this is more in tune w/ the L. Frank Baum novels.
The opening 15 or so minutes set the tone; 6 months after the big tornado, it is revealed that not only does Dorothy suffer from insomnia, she actually went to Oz. Dorothy is sent to a sanitarium; only divine intervention prevented electroshock therapy! Once back in Oz, instead of the shimmering magical land, this world is not decrepit and run-down; even the Yellow Brick Road is in shambles. Blame the Nome King for this.
The original Wizard of Oz was weird, between its flying monkeys, houses accidentally dropped on witches and sentient trees. Return, even the ragtag group of helpers for its leads were weird. It’s impossible to quickly explain Gump or why it’s an elk head so instead I’ll mention Dorothy’s chicken that suddenly can talk, Jack Pumpkinhead, and a mechanical man named… Tik-Tok! Was this where TikTok got its name from? I knew about the Wheelers but not the above-mentioned information, or a tree that bears—lunch pails (?!) or a witch that… RIPS HER HEAD OFF because she has a few dozen heads in her home! What in the world would I have thought of this as a child?
No telling; while Large Marge was a “yikes!” for me, that didn’t prevent me from finishing Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure or viewing it more than once, so who knows. Those readers that have children, who knows what their reaction would be. As a middle-aged dude in 2025, I can enjoy this dark tale which features glorious practical effects, including the Nome King and its henchman-both stop-motion animation delights-and the sometimes lush sets. Also, what a find that child actor Fairuza Balk was; a lesser performer and the movie would have undoubtedly suffered. Not a surprise that even audiences in the more carefree 80’s didn’t like Return to Oz; a shame that legendary editor Walter Murch only was able to direct on this one occasion.
As mentioned recently, a shame that Disney likely won’t be this adventurous again. Yes, Return flopped at the box office but I’m begging for a return of weird, original, and well-made pictures like this instead of the sludge we get now.